It's Morning At Mancastle United Football Club and the Board of Experienced Businessmen and Trainers Meet to Discuss the Direction of the Team. Chairman Adrian Swallow Likes to Get Them In When They Are Totally Fresh and Untouched. It's the Dream of Any Lucky Young 18 Year Old Lad to Be Plucked From the Field for Initiation Into One of the Greatest Football Teams In the World. but Before Any Young Meat Is Allowed on the Team the Entire Board of Directors Conducts a Full Physical Inspection. Some Naive Young Lads Find the Experience of Having Their Balls Fiddled With and Asshole Poked Too Intense, but Young Fit Athletes Who Aspire to Obtain Fame and Fortune Do Well to Allow the Board Access to All Areas.